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Joke of the Day
"Never have phone sex You'll catch hearing-aids"
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"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"
"Did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut? He's all right now!"
"Why doesn't people with two dicks get into the porn industry? Because they know they'll be fucked over. Edit: Don't, not doesn't. Sorry can't change title."
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
"Knock Knock * Knock Knock * Who's there? * I say to mart * I say to mart who? * I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off"
"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"
"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"
"Hogwart's basketball team is the worst in all the wizarding world They could only score 9 in 3 quarters."
"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"