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Joke of the Day

"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"

"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."

"To the handicapped guy that took my bag! ( ) You can hide but you can't run!"

"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."

"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."

"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""

"When the Baltimore rioters looted the CVS, they stole everything except for the Father's Day cards."

"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"