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Joke of the Day
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"
"Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to."
"1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats"
"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."
"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."
"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."
"What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn't work when the plug is wet."
"THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea"
"Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic."