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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, America is the so called ""land of the free"", but you try to bring a monkey on board the plane and suddenly everyone's all about rules."

"Why did the girls fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense"

"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"

"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"5: Daddy, can we go get ice cream? Me: I don't see why not. 5: Mommy said I couldn't. M: Hey, there's the why not."

"What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!"

"I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers"

"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"

"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."