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Joke of the Day

"So I walked into a bank with a bag of weed to deposit... The teller asked, ""what are you doing?"" I said, ""I wish to open a joint account!"""

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19 -Prime Minister"

"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""

"Forgot my wallet at home & filled up at the gas station so I have to leave some collateral. Not leaving my phone there so 4 year old it is."

"A man walks into a bar and an egg falls on his head. The barman turns to him and says, ""The yolk's on you!"""

"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"

"An slow witted poultry farmer says to his friend, ""If can guess how many chickens I have in this bag... ...I'll give them both to you!""."

"I'm black but not "" can't understand the Winter Olympics"" black. Those guys in the ski race are running from cops on a bobsled, right?"

"What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods."