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Joke of the Day

"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"

"""What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!"" -anyone dating Taylor Swift"

"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."

"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"

"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."

"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."

"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."