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Joke of the Day

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old! [=)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82ANkjVEpYk)"

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"Just because this is a public space doesn't mean my tweets are meant for ALL of you to read! Please respect my privacy at this time!!!"

"Thank you, possum, for rustling outside the window when some show about serial killers is on. It really helped with my insomnia."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling"

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."

"Doctor said getting some natural light would help with my depression. Now I'm depressed *and* hung over."

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"I saw three sapiens washing each the other day No homo"