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Joke of the Day
"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."
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"Fart John farts in the local market and Jack says: ""What was that ?"" John says: ""That was an atomic bomb"""
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"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."
"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."
"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""
"Yo momma so fat... She's a Reddit admin!"
"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."
"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."
"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"