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Joke of the Day
"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."
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"If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!"
"A joke A dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
"What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage? Chicken sees a salad."
"Sometimes I think Scientology was secretly started by Mormons so they could have a religion to make fun of."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water"
"""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."""
"""I just want a guy that makes me laugh"" *makes her laugh* ""Not you."""
"War doesn't determine who is right... It only determines who is left."
"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"