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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"
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"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"
"Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people."
"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."
"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."
"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"
"Y'know, the KKK actually do have some good points on their hats"
"my thigh gap is just a painted tunnel by Wile E. Coyote"
"Have you heard about the new male birth control pill? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp."
"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"