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Joke of the Day

"What does a cat call its black best friend? Its Maine Coon."

"If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out."

"Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind"

"My wife doesn't know this, but for the first 3 years of our marriage I thought we were supposed to share a toothbrush."

"Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere"

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."

"[at sheep farm] Me: So how do you get steel wool? Farmer: well, that we get from our metal sheep Me: huh? *sheep walks by with Slayer shirt"

"Why are wedding dresses white? So the dishwasher matches the stove."

"I swear I saw a guy earlier today that had no chin and all I could think about was, how does he put on pillow cases?"

"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"