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Joke of the Day
"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."
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"What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that."
"What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association."
"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."
"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"What is the first thing a cannibal does after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."
"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"
"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."