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Joke of the Day
"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."
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"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
"What does a baby in a blender sound like? I don't know, I couldn't hear it over the sound of my masturbating."
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