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Joke of the Day
"Let he who is without selfie cast the first stone"
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"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."
"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
"Welcome to the school of hard knocks... You'd better hope your front door can take it!"
"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"
"I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess."
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."
"A man walks up to his friend and asks him what he is doing... The man replies: I'm donating this chair to CHAIRity."
"I cry at the end of sandwiches."