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Joke of the Day
"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
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"What do you call the security at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters."
"Where do we keep our thoughts detained? In brain cells!"
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."
"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"
"A man's wife and his lawyer are drowning, and he must make a choice; so, he chooses to go to the movies. The end. just heard this on *Mad Men* btw"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."
"Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for ""hardcore poem""?"