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Joke of the Day

"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."

"I'd read a book written by the person who pushes the room service cart into people's hotel rooms."

"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."

"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."

"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"

"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"

"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."

"What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater? He said it was mind blowing."

"Why did the ghost go into rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."