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Joke of the Day
"I've never had a beard before this one and I didnt like it at first. But its really growing on me."
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"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""
"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."
"Some young women are like bottles of wine They need to be tended to carefully and given time to mature, which is why I keep a few in my cellar."
"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""
"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."
"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."
"Political(& Subtle) Joke Why was the Tree afraid of the Bush? Because the Bush did 9/11"
"Last night I was at the bar and this guy kept yelling ""bastard"" at his pint of beer. It's never nice to witness substance abuse."
"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"