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Joke of the Day
"My phone died... There won't be any service."
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"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"
"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."
"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."
"What's The Best Part Of Getting/Receiving A Blowjob? Her shutting up for once."
"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."
"Stevie Wonder got divorced several weeks back. Wonder if he's seeing anyone yet?"
"Hate eating nachos with someone at the theater and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing."
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."
"What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids? Moussaka"