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Joke of the Day
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
Next Joke
"Wana hear a knock knock joke? Two guys walk into a bar..."
"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change"
"Why do black people not go on cruises? They won't fall for that one again."
"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"
"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy"
"What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"
"I got an adjustable stand/sit desk at work... So I don't have to take the customers' shit sitting down! And when I can't stand it anymore, I can still get my work done while sitting."