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Joke of the Day
"How do pirates agree with each other over long distances? With their aye-phones."
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"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!"
"Heard on Haight St. the other day: Why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Cause he was just too far out, man. Edit: I work on Haight St. This was in exchange for one cigarette."
"What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites? Juno"
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."
"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"
"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."
"I'm on the toilet, and I'm pretty sure I just reached enlightenment. Holy shit."
"I saw a sign yesterday that said ""watch for children"" I thought it was a good trade"
"How do you blindfold a chinese person? Put floss over their eyes"