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Joke of the Day
"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"
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"Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think."
"I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons."
"I saw two kids fighting in the elementary school playground this morning. Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They did not stand a chance."
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."
"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
"Tips on how to get girls Tip 1. Don't be ugly."
"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."
"You aren't going to believe who is the most wonderful person ever... Read the first two words"
"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."