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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care? Telapathy"
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"A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree. Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree."
"A freind of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making land-mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."
"[nerdy] A new shoe slogan ""Be happy, and you will buy Converse!"""
"Can't we just sit and drink somewhere until they build a bar around us?"
"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car."
"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only took 1 nail to hang the picture."
"""knock knock"" whos there ""orange"" orange who ""orange u glad im not a banana?"" .... MARTHA THERES A RACIST ORAMGE AT THE DOOR DO I LET HIM IN"