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Joke of the Day

"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"For The Musicians: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull? On a bull, the horns are at the front, and the ass hole is at the back."

"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"

"wy does santa have so many kids? he has all the ho ho ho's"

"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."

"I used to love going to dinner parties as a little girl My wife hated it though."

"I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... ""Dad, what's a preposition?"" ""A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."""

"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."