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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"Blonde Did you hear about the blonde who got in a taxi? The driver kept the 'VACANT' sign up. (Found this in WuMo)"

"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"

"Bye bye Wheaties Bruce Jenner just signed a promotional contact with Quaker State. They're going to start putting his face on every quart of Tranny Fluid."

"What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit."

"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."

"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"

"I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters."

"""I'd do filthy things to that Princess from Star Wars"" *""What, Leia?""* ""Well obviously - but I was thinking more of a rim-job and a soapy titwank"""