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Joke of the Day

"Why did the audience hate the pedophile guitarist? Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor"

"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"

"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."

"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"

"I just had my tubes tied, and now I'm........inconceivable."

"Your penis is so small it could fit inside a 1948 donut hole"

"I never proof read anything myself Instead, I just sandwich my writings with hateful opinions, post them to Reddit, and read the replies. People seem more than eager to point out my mistakes."

"""What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays."""

"I find it odd that my son's teacher would like to see him skip grade one without knowing how horribly he screwed up when doing our taxes."