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Joke of the Day

"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."

"What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls."

"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much? Because they hate Dick's!"

"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""

"Our Great Dane has been causing quite a smell around my house. Whenever he barks I shit myself."

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"

"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."