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Joke of the Day

"Two scientists walk into a bar... first one says I'll have H2o Second one says I'll have a H20 too. Then he dies"

"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."

"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."

"What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan."

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..."

"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"I typed ""Missing medieval servant"" into Google... But it just came up with ""Page not found""."

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"