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Joke of the Day

"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"

"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"

"After last nights performance you've really got to feel sorry for goalkeeper Julio Cesar... The last time i saw a brazilian facing that many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at stockwell."

"Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice"

"People Against Queuing, now thats a cause I can get behind!"

"A friend and I walked past an Alzheimers Society. He turned to me and said ""How do they remember where it is""?"

"I am a Chinese, and this is what I think about Chinese joke: Hao funny. (Hao means """", which can mean yes, good or very)"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to beat the room for being black."