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Joke of the Day
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
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"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."
"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"
"Guy tells buddy he thinks his wife is dead, when asked why, he said........ ""The sex is pretty well the same, but the dishes are piling up"""
"using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens."
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."
"Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?"
"Throwing handfuls of parmesan cheese at someone while yelling ""PARMAGEDDON!"" might just be the game-changer your Monday needs."
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"