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Joke of the Day
"I bet if Jimmy cracked YOUR corn you'd care, you selfish son of a bitch."
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"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."
"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"
"If a group of lions is called a pride, then a group of humans should be called an embarrassment."
"Eating out This one time I was eating this chick, then all the sudden I tasted horse cum. I was like, damn grandma, that's how you died."
"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"
"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside... if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down, push in and out... faster and faster! Yep that's how you wash a cup."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."