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Joke of the Day

"Eating out This one time I was eating this chick, then all the sudden I tasted horse cum. I was like, damn grandma, that's how you died."

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"""The best things in life are free."" ~ shoplifters."

"100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called the F1."

"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."

"Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her resume said ""missionary position"""

"How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit? Nine months."

"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"

"Back in LA who wants to make plans & cancel them & talk about rescheduling but never do then just like each other's FB post to keep it cool"

"Going Straight to Hell Q: How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday? A: They place flowers on the grave."