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Joke of the Day
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
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"Updated list of teen cliques: aioli freaks, Comcastwitches, genderbloggers, Skin taggers, turkeysluts, bolognaboys, Tinyteens, lunch decoys"
"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."
"What did the Leper say to the Prostitute after they finished? ""Keep the tip."""
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"Why did Johnny cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken."
"I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer."
"Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)."
"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."