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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger."

"Assorted nuts... ...was the name of the insane asylum."

"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""

"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"

"Jealousy is something you're good at when you think you suck at everything."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"What happened to the Asian man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his his nose."

"So, I heard a celebrity was stabbed the other day... It was Reece something... Reece... Witherspoon? No, with a knife!"

"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."