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Joke of the Day

"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."

"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."

"Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!"

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."

"Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper? TWOOO PLANES!!"

"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."

"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"Mcdonalds will be serving a new burger which you cant touch. Its called the Mchammer."

"A classics professor goes to a tailor... ... to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""