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Joke of the Day
"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."
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"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"
"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."
"Want to hear a construction joke? It's not finished yet."
"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."
"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"
"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."
"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"If a velociraptor is running.. and he speeds up, does he become an acceleraptor?"