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Joke of the Day
"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."
Next Joke
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"[Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me! Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*"
"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"
"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road."
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"
"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."
"The woman who will be on the $10 bill has been announced and it's. . . Caitlyn Jenner-Hamilton"