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Joke of the Day

"I love doing sports related activities My two most favorite are the pre-workout and post-workout meals."

"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"paid a compliment By a coworker, ""every time I talk to you, I leave a smarter man."" I asked where he left him."

"So George Harrison's song, ""Isn't It A Pity?"" came on the radio... ...and I said, with all sincerity, ""Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"""

"My wife said she wanted more variety in our sex life. Now I tell a few jokes, fuck her then sing a song."

"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."

"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"

"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."

"If you told them they would be on TV, millions would sign up for ""So You Think You Can Survive the Vacuum of Space""."