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Joke of the Day

"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."

"If you need someone who is good at looking into a full fridge and complaining that there's nothing to eat, I'm your Mayor!"

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"Toilets can be so full of shit sometimes."

"It all The title says it all."

"My nonprofit for constipation awareness went bankrupt (at least half of you can guess the punchline)... because no one gave a shit!!! yeah yeah, I know where the door is..."

"You can't spell dad without a"

"A lion will never cheat on his wife But a Tiger Wood!"

"I wish I had a more acidic wit Unfortunately mine's very basic."

"What do spam emails and porn have in common? They both make me insecure about my penis."