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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."

"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."

"""Just saw this text."" Just saw this lie."

"So, we're arguing and I've suddenly realized I don't agree with a word I'm saying. Which really ups the degree of difficulty for winning."

"""Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it."" - Men"

"Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!"

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"A groaner just for you... Q. What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand? A. A **VERY** large moth..."

"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"