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Joke of the Day
"Nothing good can come out of answering your landline."
Next Joke
"Teacher : What's your favourite letter ? Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus ?"
"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"
"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
"me: [trying to pronounce gnocchi] ""gnocc gnocc-"" waiter: ""who's there? haha"" me: ""this isn't a joke son"""
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
"I know I have a great ass Because I was talking to a girl the other day and when I walked away she said ""What an ass!"""
"What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who"
"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"
"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"