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Joke of the Day

"Why was Han solo so suspicious after sticking his dick in Princess Leia for the first time? ...it was Luke warm."

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"r/Jokes, what are your best colour blindness jokes?"

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."

"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."

"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."

"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers"

"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"