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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a soap and a jew? There isn't."

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"

"What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded."

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"

"Q: How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it."

"Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius."

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"