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Joke of the Day

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."

"What's the worst thing about being drunk? Ask a glass of water."

"They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?"

"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"

"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"

"""Son, you were adopted."" ""What, really?"" I said. ""Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"""

"How do you find the click bait audience?"

"What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools"

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."