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Joke of the Day

"Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers"

"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"

"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "

"What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say? Who cures?"

"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."

"Did u hear about the prostitute with no legs? She's selling it for half off."

"Electric Trains Q: What do electric trains and boobs have in common? A: They're both meant for small children, but it's the grown men that end up playing with them."

"I don't understand how anyone can get married until they've met everyone else in the whole world, just to make sure."

"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"

"Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned and one hadn't even been coloured in yet."