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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"
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"Who invented cereals? Chris P."
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"
"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"
"what did the router say to the doctor? It hertz when IP."
"[my dog lays down on my date's lap instead of mine] date: ""i had a good time tonight"" me: ""i think you need to leave"""
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breasts? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"