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Joke of the Day
"Do someone a favor and it becomes your job."
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"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please."""
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"Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks."
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
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"How do redditors get their water? From a well, actually"
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"a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve minors here,"" so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them."