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Joke of the Day
"How do redditors get their water? From a well, actually"
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"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"
"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."
"I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)"
"How do you find a blind guy at a nude beach? It's not hard"
"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"
"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
"There's nothing worse when I bring a girl home from a bar and she's in still in my bed the next morning That's when the smell of a corpse really begins to take effect"
"Morning! I was walking through a graveyard yesterday morning, and saw a guy crouched down behind a grave stone. ""Morning!"" I shouted. ""Nah, just taking a shit!"" He responded."