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Joke of the Day
"My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
Next Joke
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""
"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!"
"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."
"What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount? Blowouts"
"Doctor Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache."
"""For my next illusion"" the magician announces: ""Free will!"" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why"