89774
Joke of the Day
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."
Next Joke
"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"
"Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse."
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"
"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"
"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""
"What can you never eat for breakfast? Dinner."