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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'll have a Dr.Pepper. Waiter: Is Mr.Pibb ok? Me: Is he a doctor?"
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"The world loves Apple But Apple's CEO loves banana's"
"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"
"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."
"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"
"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"
"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."
"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"
"don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather"
"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"