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Joke of the Day

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder? No whey!"

"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"

"I have sensitive teeth... And I'm afraid I'll say something that will hurt their fillings."

"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"

"An old man was asking God: ""God, how much time do I have until I'll die?"" And God answered: ""Nine."" ""God, is that you? What do you mean? Nine months? Nine years?"" ""Eight, seven, six..."""

"I found this addvertisement along the road in Texas Don't Texan drive."

"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."

"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"