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Joke of the Day

"Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse."

"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."

"I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, ""It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."""

"What's yellow and black that makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."

"I wanted to make a porno with a ghost.... But he only did boo-kake"

"I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now."

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party."

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"

"A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious"