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Joke of the Day

"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"

"A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a raccoon under each wing. The pilot stops him saying, ""Sorry, you're only allowed one carry-on."""

"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."

"How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac? Two, then one, then none"

"What did Robin Williams do when he got to his office early? He hung around until his assistant arrived"

"What do call a disgraceful Asian Nothing they're not your child anymore"

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."