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Joke of the Day

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."

"Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie."

"You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this"

"Wordpress is shutting down? http://www.everydayfails.com/articles/wordpress-is-shutting-down/"

"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."

"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"