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Joke of the Day

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."

"I went to www.match.com Better luck on www.ancestry.com"

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."

"I never understand women. One minute they love guys who play the guitar, one minute they are chasing me out of the women's restroom."

"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the television."

"I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny"